We'll Kiss For Food

Have you ever had any of these romantic dates?

Having pizza delivered to a tree
A candlelight dinner in the post office
Getting TV coverage when "kissing for food" on a street corner
Dinner and dancing to Johnny Mathis in an Airport tram

If these sound oddly compelling...

You've got to read this book!

We'll Kiss For Food explains how you can make your date melt by simply nuking her a TV dinner. Read this book and learn how to be romantic, or if for some reason you hate romance, read the book anyway, because people say it's really funny.

We'll Kiss For Food can be purchased from Amazon.com (where you can "Look Inside The Book") for under $10. Order now!      

ISBN 0-9700815-8-8

Or if you have a PayPig account, buy it for $10, shipping and handling included in the price.
Send it back for a full refund if you think it's crap.

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